"What a great local development!"
"Home of the Brandywine Roller Girls. If you see a girl in a helmet, ask about her next bout!"
"Cash only; be sure to check the Dumb Questions Board: "Can I have the feta cheese omelet, but what kind of cheese comes with that?""
"The minigolf was recently rebuilt, and is 100% awesome now. Water rapids to lose your ball in! Chase your ball with nets!"
"Wally has been on the Leno show, Late Night with David Letterman, and Wheel of Fortune. Ask him about it!"
"*THIS VENUE MOVES*16MM movies at secret locations around West Chester! Find the MacGuffin to get on the list and know where the next movie is going to be."