"Bun, way over toasted and hard as moldavite. Meat, should have been pulled off the grill 5-10 minutes earlier. What a dump."
"Shhhh...it's Tuesday. Don't tell anyone"
"Tiny bar is cute. Love Lina, she's the best!"
"Only place I'll take my 1969 Chevelle. Alan Wolff knows cars."
"New butcher shop in Geneva. Family owned and good stuff!"
"Don't poop in the parking lot, it's defecately frowned upon at this location."