"Outstanding food. Order a special!"
"Your main man here is Dave behind the bar. He is great. Cool-looking, grey beard. Greet him with a jaunty 'Hi Dave, how's life in Staten Island' then like this tip!"
"This airport is like a scar on the soul of America."
"30 minutes queuing to get in, 20 mins queuing to get out, what a retarded system"
"Huge drawers of breakfast bars..."