"Good margaritas. Shitty service."
"The staff moves slower than molasses in the morning."
"Way too many unsupervised teens. I'd be in prison for murder if I worked here."
"Ask for Raul to make your Margarita. You may not be able to stand up later, but it'll be worth it!"
"The service here is horrible. They don't know the meaning of FAST FOOD."
"The chocolate high protein smoothie is the bomb diggity!!"