"People checking in that don't have the proper credentials need to understand that undercover agents are following your every move. The FBI takes cheating in 4 square very serious!"
"I will never be going here again. They have now lost an item of mine and ruined one of my wife's dresses and one of her shirts. Cheaper is NOT always better."
"$5 hair cuts! Can't beat it"
"Get the Red Velvet Pancakes. Awesome!"
"Free air! I don't understand why some places charge for air. Especially when it can be up to a $1 for air!"