"This can be a fun town with the right guide..."
"If you get a bad cigar, which is a shame, go to a different one, but give the other one a chance later."
"Never let someone tell you what cigars are bad, cause the one your smoking is the best cigar at that time!"
"Good track for doing laps and tennis courts, and last hoops to put basketballs through!"
"Follow the Mayor's law and everything will go fine!"