"If you love cats, hang outside with an awesome pal!"
"Stay in the car for the drive thru at this DD; inside gets frustrating."
"Free muffin with large coffee from 8-11 am. It's only $2!"
"The slowest Dunkin' Donuts ever."
"All you can eat sushi for $19.99 on Sundays!"
"Visit around closing time -- 2 for 1 slices of pizza."