"They've changed the way they serve wings. It's now a different price, everyday, based on weight of said wings. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED."
"Turn you head and cough...unprompted."
"Tip the musicians, if you're outside. They're your entertainment!"
"Fuck this place!!!!! They sat us down and forgot about us! FUCK EM!!"
"See "tofu" for a free hysterectomy! Limit 1."