"It's Texas, so it's pronounced "loopy"."
"The prices here are downright criminal, and the service and quality are miles from what you'd expect when being served a $5 slice of pizza. What, no gold leaf topping? No dancing bears? No hand job?"
"Make sure to share a photo of you and your best bud playing in the cool new features here!"
"If ever I have tasted the true essence of the far East, with all its exotic spices and intriguing flair, it was at this establishment."
"Don't forget to take a picture of your new pal after you've tossed the ball around a bit!"
"Don't forget to take a picture of your new pal after you've tossed the ball around a bit!"