"I always get the regular black milk tea because I'm boring."
"You should try the salad. LOOOOL"
"Amazing food, but save up for this to be a special occasion"
"If I could be mayor of anywhere, it would be Shinsengumi."
"Do not try and consume an entire broiled tofu when it comes to you. You will burn the entire inside of your mouth like a fool."
"Late night special. Cheapcheap."