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"Remember: laughter is the best medicine. Well, after the bar, actually..."
"The Philly Cheesesteak... wait for it... Salad!! And don't worry, its not actually in Manhattan, so the service is really friendly!"
"Brazilian Waxing... sounds good. Like a gentle whisper..."
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