"No pitchers of beer?! Ridiculous."
"Nice remodel, but there are now very few tables to sit at. Very inconvenient!"
"It's funny how someone I've never met can be mayor of the place I work. Someone's lying! Hahaha."
"Best beer selection around. Join the beer club and receive a reward at 150, 500, and 1000 different beers consumed!"
"Try the seafood fondue! It is out of this world!"