"A magical place doing critically important work. Save the oceans!"
"I’ve been trying to get a smile or a chuckle out of the staff here for nearly 3 years. They all seem MISERABLE. I’d like to give this place more biz, but the folks at Safeway are NICE."
"Happiest place on the Eastside!"
"The employees are SO nice here. The other grocery store in town is full of grumps."
"Yikes! Gas prices are HIGH (over 4 bucks) Refill your rental somewhere else, and top-off here if necessary."