"Facilities are clean and professional. Bring some backup VGA cables and high resolution projector just in case."
"Beware: no refunds on purchases and sales clerks with 'tudes. I'd suggest walking another 50 feet to Notdstroms for a pleasurable experience."
"Probably the best house rental accommodations in the area. Old Victorian house with modern conveniences and two outdoor pools. Love it."
"The coolest crib on the block! Nothing but stiff drinks and fly ass parties! This be the hot spot on queen Anne fer shizzle!"
"Sink your teeth in the super bad boy roll during happy hour. Not a sushi fan? The wicked wings are just as the name implies - wicked."