"Actually sitting on the train next to an Asian guy who looks like John Cho, saw white castle and said wth! If it's hood enuff for roldi & kumar?!?"
"The 25 is never a fast moving line, do yourself a favor and give yourself extra time to get to your destination"
"Omg! Satisfaction guaranteed if you get touched by the one & only Tim Jewell! Euphoria, simply euphoria"
"They'll stay open if you make it worth it. Take care and make sure to leave a tip"
"Call ahead and get your barber's personal number!"