"Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Good luck trying to find a game on TV with such an incompetent staff."
"This place reeks of Johnson Countians and tourists. Corporate nightlife."
"The chef here is amazing!"
"This is where beverage napkins go to die at the hands of Jeremy."
"Watch out for Mary Jane shooing you out of the bushes with a broom!"
"Poop on the doorstep, it's a lot of fun!!!!"