"For the love of God, whatever you do, don't sign a lease here. You will severely regret it. You'll pay way too much to be forever away from everything and have management treat you like crap."
"Try the corn chowder when they have it. It's the best thing they make"
"Take the extra time to go to the one on harding by publix. They actually know how to make your food right and are nicer."
"No one picks up their dog's poop. Watch your step!"