"The cottages are pretty good. The showers and toimets could have been placed better."
"I told my friend: take me to the best burger on the island. He took me straight here. Great music too!"
"Terrible service, 5 euros for a cup with icecubes and a slice of lime."
"Why can none of you people read?? This is not about the movie theatre! It's about the business bureau next door!"
"Guy that lives there is kinda funny. Weird... but funny."