"Secretary is nice and helpful, but only on days she's in a good mood hahaha just kidding!!!"
"Chillin' with a case of beer on ice, blasting some tunes and hanging with the homies"
"A cold tall one should do the job after a long day of work"
"Can't get out of this fucking bed it's so comfy!!"
"Look out for scroungers and people selling bunk candy outside!!!!"