"Service was good as usual. The ribeye had too much fat/gristle. But otherwise was delicious."
"Take your own bags. Or you can purchase their bags for a dime each."
"If you are going to create a foursquare location, at least spell it correctly. (Tillotson)"
"Drive around the roundabout counter-clockwise for double-bonus points on ur birthday!"
"When you dine in, count the number of times they say "Welcome to Moe's""