"Nice break from busy Regent Street."
"If a tourist walks in your way, stand your ground. These guys have to learn the hard way."
"Whatever you do don't miss out on the bat house. Best thing here."
"Free tea with the Turkey sandwich. May be limited to Xmas."
"Fairly nice hotel, reccommended. TIP - the password for the wifi is www.kkhotels.com"
"It's a bit like the hotel from Dirty Dancing. Come during the Summer for a themed holiday."