"Do not go to this one! Dirty table and placemats, cold food, slow service when we're the only people there, food not cooked as asked. I love Waffle House, but this was the worst one ever."
"Hey folks, early mornings in the hot summer, don't leave their door wide open while you wait. It's bad for their electric bill and will just make it warmer inside. Stick it out."
"Located in the Elephants Trunk flea market. Try the lemonade!"
"This train is always squished during rush hour, MOVE TO THE MIDDLE!"
"Bring your own mug for a cheaper refill and save the land fill!"
"This place is no longer in exsistance :-("