"There's WiFi inside, but once you leave two feet out the door, ie the benches, the WiFi is gone. :("
"What happened to Nice Guy Eddies and $5 pitchers? Agh."
"GET. THE. SHRIMP. TACOS. Also, 1.99 Baja Original after 3/Wed and don't forget to claim your free taco after 3 checkins"
"Self service section downstairs"