"Try the Alligator chili"
"I take back what I said before... Much improved. Awesome breadsticks"
"The pizza is mediocre at best. I had the stuffed mushroom pizza, the mushrooms weren't even cooked and there was hardly any to begin with. The dough didn't taste fresh and the sauce was just ok."
"Come in and touch Ben Langy's muscley arms- men only."
"Stop in and ask Adam for the Pooplo Picasso!"