"Do yer chores, clean up after yourself, ta~da!"
"Avoid actually getting into the beds; they are stained, dirty filthy, and bedbugs reside in them! I have 4 bug bites from these sheets!!!"
"If you have a long inseam I.e. Are a tall girl or woman, buy jeans here. I'm 5'11" and wear a size 4-Long and they fit perfectly and still have the option to go even longer with "extra long" jeans."
"Don't leave w/o checking your food; they always mess up my McChicken order by sneaking mayo onto it. :-/"
"Do NOT use the right side of the kitchen sink; it's garbage disposal is fucked."
"Clean up after oneself and contribute to good vibes in the Casa!"