"Excellent service, any time of the day."
"Don't bother taking documents to self-service, the machines are just too slow."
"If you're already here, I'm sorry."
"You've got to try the Salmon with Gazpatcho salsa, it's amazing!"
"Only has one ATM. Don't be in a rush to get through here."
"Best times to come are either before 9am or after 7pm. Beyond that, it's a mad house."