"Diverse crowd. United Nations in this piece."
"Food is good, but the service is whack. Waited forever and then was interrupted in the middle of ordering so the dude could sit two people."
"Don't go in for any deals they try to sell you. They sell you expired cheese and try and hide it by slapping a different expiry date right on top of the old sticker."
"None of the bartenders can pour a proper pint when it's busy."
"Watch out for the man-eating jungle cat."