"The service here is so rediculously slow. Bring a snack while you wait and your patience -_____-"
"Overpriced and overhyped. Garlic noodles is exactly what is sounds like... A dish you could make at home, what a disappointment."
"The mixed berry pie is to die for!"
"Now serving brown rice!"
"Finding parking can be a pain!"
"Pizookie trio for dessert! I recommend chocolate chip, Ghiradelli, & red velvet!"