Chris Martin

"Be sure to get home before dark because vampires come out around dark at this house"

"Great weight loss program, lots of options!!"

"Don't delete anything from the DVR cause Kelly gets her pants in a huge wad!!!"

"Stay away from a rude person named Kita she is slumming around waiting to be rude to people"

"Watch out for the parking in the back, cars in the driveway try to run you over!!"

"Pray to the gods of soccer and your team will prevail!!!"