Stu G

"A guy called richard will try to steal ur food...be careful"

"Richard cousins can be found in the boys toilets handing out sexual favours for money!"

"A guy called russell who looks like gok wan will try and steal your car! Beware!!"

"Watch out Russell mcquillan is here crusing for boys!"

"Ask for some money!! Two gardens, two cars, two children, two laptops, two sinks and two taps (hot and cold)!!"

"Make sure that on your way in to the house you walk over the car!!"