"Come to work early if you want any chance of taking the mayorship!"
"Blockbuster Express kiosk here has been out of order at least 3 separate times that I've been there."
"They took a photo of us, printed it out, and gave it to us. We weren't sure if this was one of those places where they charge you extra for the print if you keep it, but turns out it was free!"
"Closed on Sundays, along with the other shops in this complex!"
"Cheapest haircut in town if you have the coupon. $6 haircut!"