"Gotta love it when the greeting you get from the cashier is, "hey hey"."
"Don't visit their service department. Quoted one price for parts and service on the phone and was told something much higher when I arrived in person."
"Watch out for the "baby" alligator in the paddle boat swamp. He is six feet long."
"Bring your kids here after a 9 hour car ride."
"It's never good when you have to check in unless you are taking your car home."