"Best tacos I've had in New York. That simple."
"The cakes are tasty but the coffee is pretty terrible. Try the chocolate cake and the strawberry shortcake."
"Completely unremarkable hamburgers. I've been twice, won't be back."
"Irish chocolate Baileys cupcakes!"
"The go-to laundromat for people interested in doing their one stop annual wash, apparently. Good luck getting a dryer."
"Laptop hobo central, sadly. Almost never a seat at the weekend."