"Avoid the teacup pup. She scary."
"Sasha gives the best lap dances. Ask her for the special treatment ;)"
"Hit them up for a brew and a round of catch phrase"
"The Cuban Breakfast Special and cinnamon toast are an assisting combo!"
"Get celery seed dressing on the junior salad, you won't regret it!"
"Get the pad thai! Best in town. Medium hot is the perfect temperature if you like some spice."