Jon Stewart

"Breakfast crab cake chubs with basted eggs."

"Fatty tuna. And Sapporo is on tap."

"Haven't been there, shame. Now with the new book out, complete shame."

"The coolest. Art museum right on first floor of hotel. Best mixed drink I've ever had: gin and house-made tonic, none of that quinine overkill, more of that fresh ginger snap. Food: simply great."

"Small batch vodka of the highest quality made right in Ferndale. Has great texture and flavor like a fine spirit should. Get it on the rocks at their tasting room. Go Detroit."

"CEO martini. Chopin dirty with stuffed olives. Not cheap. But how many martinis are you going to drink anyway?"