"GREAT SERVICE, GREAT TASTE!"
"It's really dark in Richmond"
"Don't ask the awkward ass Asian glasses guy. He's capt unhelpful."
"Lot of mouth breathers and Vinton folk..."
"Be sure to actually finish your degrees, trust me school lasts way longer if you don't..."
"Don't help the old lady while her car careens out of control or she'll just get pissed off at you"