"Only open Fridays in December. Cash only."
"The 2hr ‘Grand Cruise’ (3pm) isn’t worth it. No music, dirty windows and when the sun set the interior lights turned on—making it impossible to take photos without including an interior reflection."
"Don’t bother showing up after 2 on a weekend. Dim sum menu only goes through 3; many dishes sold out; and service takes ages."
"Fades and buzz cuts… but if you want anything else, go somewhere else."
"Coffee opens at 7:30; kitchen opens at 8."
"Food is overly salty. Water tastes overly treated (think swimming pool). Prices are through the roof."