"I think the 'grilled chicken' complaint is hilarious. It's Kentucky FRIED Chicken regardless of the advertisements. And obviously, your patronage isn't needed if they're sold out 'all the time'!"
"This house is not a home, no, not when you're gone."
"No restaurant, coffee shop closes at 2pm: get your grub before you arrive and hope for no delays!!"
"Nice staff, they ensure quality, and are appropriately priced!"