"Try the Pabst and Parliaments"
"When you're shipping drugs remember to pay with cash."
"Power went out and they wouldn't serve booze. Sat here for 45 minutes waiting for a check. Never coming back."
"Days that begin with a "T" are 75% more likely to feature tacos than other days."
"Great selection of rock and indie CDs. You can check out up to 20 at a time, burn them on your computer and effectively cheat your favorite musicians out of their much deserved royalties."