"Don't believe them when they say the shuttle will be there in 20 minutes. Just call a taxi."
"No one does a French manicure like May!"
"French fries atop a salad? Kinda defeats the purpose."
"Got a salad with shrimp. Ewww! Shrimp not cleaned. Lettuce brown around edges. To go order: no fork or napkins."
"Comfortable seats. Great sound system. Nice outdoor venue."
"They like holding onto my credit card until I sign the slip, yet they give me the product before I sign."