"Order the VEGGIE BURGER! This thing will change your life! Never have you ever tasted something SO GREAT! Even the most devout carnivores sing it's praises! You will not be disappointed! VEGGIE BURGER"
"Wow! Big ups to the Wednesday Night DJ!!! Music off the hook!!! You can dance it down to every song played! Come get your drink and groove on here!! New Hot Spot! Come get your life!"
"The ABSOLUTE WORST SERVICE EXPERIENCE EVER! From the top down. Manager-bartender/waitress- bussers...etc! UNACCEPTABLE! Do not eat here under any circumstance!"
"Come to get the BEST half or whole chicken with rice & beans and salad. If they have it, ask for black beans!! Most DELICIOUS chicken in the city!"
"Be sure to ask for Carlos! He is the BEST and COOLEST barber in the shop"
"Come here for your yearly auto inspection. Stress & Worry Free!"