"Come for the buckets, stay for the band."
"The roof has a great view of Houston and all the babes at the bar."
"Cheri is pretty much the most amazing thing that's ever been."
"Show your school ID for a discount. And just go ahead and get the banana split."
"The initial smell is overwhelming, until you realize everything is awesome."
"They sell Juicy Juice, which is the icing on the cake to the perfect hangover food."