"stand in the middle of the lobby and clap as loud as you can."
"They don't tell you but the Tea isn't free it's a dollar!"
"Hey I forgot my phone in your car :-("
"Showing your phone doesn't work! Cashier asked for paper coupon! Really???"
"Place made my stomach hurt...don't eat the pho!"
"For T-mobile and other shitty carriers Nisqually lodge has free unlocked Wifi!!!"