"fuck bitches get money... all the bartenders here are cool as fuck (((;"
"get drunk. watch a sappy love movie. cry. then get the fuck over it!"
"The fountain is very calming and if you close your eyes, it kinda sounds like the ocean (:"
"don't flash the neighbors just so they wont call the cops.. tisk tisk (;"
"it doesn't matter how often you check in.. You can never become the mayor!!!"
"don't walk too loudly, or the people downstairs get pissed.."