"Fast, friendly and good."
"The 7th circle of hell."
"Don't arrive unannounced or you might be met with a .22."
"Laurel is the best bartender in all the land. She'll make you a lovely tiki drink."
"Closed on Sundays, which is completely ABSURD."
"A six pack of giant Polish fizzy water is only $4.85! Look in the international section."