"Friday & Saturday $3 Fireball/$3 Jäger shots all night! Start or end your night with a inexpensive BANG!"
"Stop by for a drink before movie, ask for Juan! He's cool."
"Pan fried pork dumplins for the win! lunch & dinner sprecials, plus huge delivery range!"
"Best delivery. Best lunch specials. Ya can have a great meal ordering just appetizers, poo poo platter only $10 comes to table in flames!! Win :)"
"worst bartenders, no wi fi, warm beers, but the bar dances....priceless!"
"abandon all hope, ye who enter here...."