"When Adam leaves his desk, tape a picture of Ryan Gosling to his monitor :)"
"The barbecue pork skewer is unbelievable!"
"Don't count on the bus leaving on time."
"The Rosemary olive oil bagel with garden veggie cream cheese is to die for."
"Come for the party, stay for the party."
"Free live music on the riverfront! Fri-Sat 7-10, Sun 5-8"