"great coffee shop by day, fresh-from-the-farm secret dinner menu every M W F."
"come for the water, stay for the gap."
"Come for the Kletzel, stay for the pretzels."
"Good place to pre-game before a night at Vanessa's Dumpling House."
"Movies? Power outlets? Hubba hubba."
"Closes at 530 on saturday? No good."