"spend a day here, it's f-ing amazing"
"The $4 general tour was kinda lame. You only get to see a small portion of the cave. Don't forget a jacket, it's f*ing cold in there."
"Burgoo: It has a weird name but it's delicious."
"Skip the chicken, go for the pulled pork"
"Combo Plate: 3 meats 2 sides for $13. Split it with a friend."