"The TV only plays an infinite loop of Tia & Tamera. You are welcome."
"The cherry lime-aid will make your heart melt."
"If you clean the house, Liz will give you a handjob."
"Great place to get your hair cut. Dot will take care of you and do a great job. She also does eyebrow waxes, facial hair trimming, and anything else you don't want people to know you get done."
"Steaks are good. Mashed potatoes are better."
"Don't have a CVS card? No problem. 804-867-5309 (Jenny!) works at any store."
